Welcome to the school of Kpop
History: Learn about the history of fandom wars and how they occurred
Literature: Read fan fiction and analyze why OTP has such a fucked up life
Biology: Understand why Oppa's body manages to be so hot all the freakin' time
Music: Create your own student groups and represent your favorite idol groups by memorizing their songs and practicing their dances
Computer Science: Just play Starcraft....
Geography: Memorize all the pathways to and locations of idols' dorms
Business: Learn how SM minimizes costs and maximizes profit by minimizing Siwon's clothes and maximizing the exposure of his torso
Math: Solve real life problems like, "SM bought 30 sexy people and gave 3 to YG entertainment, how many idols are left in the company?"
Art: Draw fanarts of OTP
Chemistry: Learn what elements were used to create Oppa from a covalent bond
English: Understand why Bingo is relevant to being a sexy single man
Physical Education: collect bugs with Yesung
GD & T.O.P → BABY GOOD NIGHT M/V